TENNIS

So tonight I got to photography during a boom gnarly tennis match!  Here is one photo..

Hit the RAMP and check out the rest of the photos from tonights event!

PEACE!  MONDAY MORNING TOMORROW!

-MAX

Custom cookies!

As far as stepping my blog game up has gone today, they are on mega
fire!! Check out these custom cookies with the logo I made earlier!
Sick huh? Makes you want to click on some ads!

-MAX

CLOTHING LINE!

Check it out!  BUY ONE SHIRT or TEN!  Stickers will come soon too..

CLOTHING LINE!

-MAX

Proof that 2012 is fake!

Ok so we have all heard about 2012... And quite frankly it has gotten
pretty out of hand! So as my job as a huge blogger I want to bring you
the TRUTH! Why would the world end if the tuna companies say the tuna
won't go bad until 2013??!! You would think if the world was going to
end, then that's when everything should expire... Right? Like food
expires when we expire. Well I'm glad chicken of the sea cleared this
up, and I hope it puts the whole 2012 matter to bed, because I'm tired
of hearing about it!!

Peace!
-MAX

TWITTER

So my other/main/better site has a twitter.. YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT/FOLLOW IT!

TWITTER

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

-MAX

Lady Gaga

Ok so I just saw my first full lady gaga video and I'm not really sure
what to think! Like to I feel more positive about myself? No, I feel
pretty weirded out hahaha. It's cool that she is a huge celebrity, but
still some of the stuff she produces is pretty uhhh interesting to say
the least.... Am I right??

Peace!
-MAX

Sleep vs. Work!

Ah right now I should stay up later and make a bunch of designs for
Phaze 1, but to be honest it's 11:46 and my eyes are very close to
being shut tight till tomorrow morning. I'm thinking about, well not
decided to do it or not, but planning on selling ad spaces on my blog
so if you are interested just drop an email to photosurfer54@gmail.com
and well talk business! I don't know the prices just yet but I know
they won't be extremely crazy or be all whoa you got a million clicks
you owe me $1,000 haha. Ok I can't see the screen anymore and I'm just
able to text out of muscle memory!

Peace!
-MAX

MMS

Mms finally came out on the iPhone!! It's about time for it to! You
know what is so sweet about it? The speed! It's crazy fast! So if I
were you I would go get an iPhone and mms it up!

-MAX

NEW HEADER!

Yo!  On my main site, ON OR OFF I have a new header logo.. Take a look!  Then peep it to all your friends, since today is 1000 day!

PEACE!

-MAX

Cougar town

There is this new show on abc called cougar town. It's a pretty funny
show to be honest. It's about a mom ( a cougar) who is trying to get
laid, or just make it in the world being a cougar. I hope this show
makes it haha.

On a more interesting note, there was an advertisement for a website
called www.cougarworld.com where YOU can hook up/ meet cougars of your
own. Talk about random huh.

Haha ok peace!

-MAX

DAMMMNNN

Check this guy out.. Click on the link, and all your wonderful dreams will come true! (in a romantic voice)

Diesel Tank

Where can I find a shirt like that?

-MAX

NEW INK

If you haven't seen already, I have new INK!  Check it out, it's not going anywhere for a long long time!  BECAUSE IT'S IN MY SKIN BITCH!  HAHA

-MAX

Bluetooths

Ok don't get me wrong they are probably the coolest things ever, but
when you are just sitting there talking on your phone, but you have
your headset in, you look a little crazy haha. The little things in
life that crack me up, I don't know what I would do without them!
Probably go crazy!!

Peace!

-MAX

KING OF THE WORLD TO KING OF THE TRAILER PARK

In under 5 seconds... It sucks when you spend 5 hours getting an amazing back tattoo and then when you get home your mom rips you a new one!  If you can't put it all together... That's what happened to me!  I totally got un depressed too, and then BAM!  Back down!  Click on some ads so I can get money to buy a truck then move out!  Oh yeah if your looking at getting a new tattoo go to The Upper Room in Santa Maria THEIR SICK!

-MAX

Here's the deal

So today my site got 172 views... Dont get me wrong that's awesome!
But I need some ad clicks yo! The ads are what fund the site! Without
ad clicks the site gets no money what so ever. So do us all a favor
and click on some ads. Besides it's not like you have to pay for it!

"Sometimes people trip, some falll, but others can turn it into a
beautiful dance." -John mayer.

Peace!

-MAX

COMING IN HOT

AHH I love driving to Santa Maria..



-MAX

HEY!

If you are going to make fun of ME on YOUR blog because I'm trying to help you not get totally screwed over! Forget it!  Don't be thick headed!  Your not thinking with your dipstick!

Your not Kid Cudi in the Pursuit of Happiness, so slow your roll!


-MAX


New video up soon..

CAUGHT WITH MY HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR

So yeah that's where I am.. That's all!  If you didn't see the apology video just ask and I'll perform it live.

PEACE!

MAX

APOLOGY VIDEO

Working on it right now!  And not to brag or anything, but like everything I do IT'S GOING TO BE SICK!

-MAX

Cookie Jar.

If you don't have pandora, or even listen to it go to it right now,
after reading this post of course! This one song came on the other
day called cookie jar by iration, which is such a sick song! Download
it now! Say you see someone you know do something wrong, and you call
them on it, and they deny it, but you have proof? If you want to be
super cleaver tell them... they got caught with their hands in the
cookie jar, caught you red handed, caught you red handed. I said this
to my dog and he gave me that your a tool I don't speak English look.

Listen to iration!

-MAX

HISTORY CHANNEL

You know, I am just not feeling their negativity these days! If you
don't know what i'm talking about, life after people, and now the
universe! What are the odds about 2012? I sure don't know. Personally
I think we as a whole have come to far to just bam end. Then I'm
starting to think, what if it is like that movie groundhog day, where
we have 2012 years to accomplish as much as we can then just re start?
There are just so many things to think about! 2012, let's not talk
about it anymore! Got that discovery channel, and history channel?
This one guy in my speech class said that the earth will just complete
one wobble in 2012, and then will just start another one. Who knows,
we will just have to wait and see! Ugh it's like Christmas eve when
your little and you are just so excited for Christmas day you can't
sleep! I can't say that if we all die that would be a great gift, but
you get my idea!

Trying to be positive!

-MAX

CLOSING REFUGIO BEACH!

That is the word on the street as well!  It's like WHAT THE HECK!  Closing the beach where I learned to surf?  That is pretty sad : ( Do I hear some "SAVE OUR BEACHES" bumper stickers?  Who would rep those?  All the money would go to uhhhh saving the beaches!  It still really bums me out though, that is one of my favorite places to surf too!!  It's not like it costs anything to run it either, (which I'm sure it does but I don't know!) Do a better job of running the state!

Haha ok so I was looking through my photobucket account for a picture of Refugio and came across this.. One of my favorite posters I made for a friend.. So I thought hey I should share!

Here is an old MAXS-BLOG poster too..

Ah back in the good ol days!

-MAX

HUGE COMPLAINER?

For some reason unknown, that adjective complainer sure gets tossed my
way a whole lot! I really don't know why either! Like people are
complaining that I'm complaining. When do I complain? I talk bad
things about some people but that doesn't mean I'm a complainer!
Wouldn't the people who complain about me complaining, be double
complainer? If that makes sense...? To me it does haha.

Anyways....................

What do you think I hustle for, so I can drive a rav4? Don't think so!
Don't complain about someone being a complainer when their not,
because were going to run this town tonight!

Yeah I am listening to that song right now.

I still want to know who left that comment! Ah it's like a mystery!

-MAX

The colony

Wow, I'm watching last nights episode, and holy crap the guys on the
show are major cry babies! They scream and flip out for no reason,
it's like grow up you tools! There are 3 guys that are cool.. The guy
with the super long hair, the guy validamier and the Mexican guy haha.
They seem to keep their cool. The rest, the mechanic and contractor
are major tools/cry babies. I'm suprised the self defense instructor
doesn't kick the crap out of them, because you know she will!

As lame as the show is some times, I still am addicted to it haha. The
acting is premium!

-MAX

KANYE WEST = TOTAL TOOL

So pretty much by now everyone hates kanye west because of what he did
to Taylor swift. If you live on the moon like me, and didn't know what
happened, Taylor swift was giving her speech and Kanye decided to jump
up on stage like an asshole and steal the mic and say how much better
beyoncee's video was. Taylor was just like WTF! And didn't know what
to say. Anyways! The world hates kayne (finally).

That dude keeps screwing up seriously. After Michael Jackson died he
said he was the new king of pop. A few minutes later after everyone
gave him heap loads of shit, he decided to change his mind. ( whimp )
RIP MJ!

Why is this still blogworthy a day later? Well because like everyone I
like that new jay-z song run this town. What do you do when you like
songs? Download them off iTunes of course! When I was going to pay the
crazy $1.29 a song, I saw who else was on the track too.... Kanye
west! So of course I'm not going to buy it! Sorry jay-z but take his
worthless lines off the track and then I'll buy it!

Speaking of rap, I heard this one bar in a song that pretty much is
how my life is right now. There is a certain someone out there that is
totally jealous of how carefree and happy I choose to live my life, so
they try and make everyone elses life a living hell. The bar went. Go
ahead and envy me, because I'm raps MVP, and I ain't going no where.
Taken from hate it or love it by the game. How sick is that? Pretty
much perfect!

I love how the beatboxing hitman used big sweaty ball sack to describe
kanye, so I think I'm going to add another person to the list of big
sweaty ball sacks, and that's the person who envy's me because I'm
lifes MVP! Booya!

-MAX

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!

Ok so since this is my blog I can pretty much post whatever I want.. This is a shout out to TOMIKO BLOG because we talking about this earlier.. What happens if you ask about fishy vagina on Yahoo! answers?  This is their response..

Why does this smell like this?

Hi, I am a girl, on my boyfriends account and I was wondering why vaginas smell like fish sometimes? Pretty strange question I know, but I was just wondering! : ) muchas gracias in advance!

ANSWER

you asked your question in "Cleaning & Laundry"??
That's the wrong category. Ask it again in Women's Health.

The vagina has both good & bad bacteria in it and basically this can cause an individual odor in women. Your urine smell can be affected by medicines, food and beverages, too. Maybe this is affecting your Odor.

Usually, showering and rinsing the vagina well, should eliminate any odors.

Haha what a huck!  The question does kind of have to do with cleaning.. Depending on how you look at it!

-MAX

Holga!!

So pretty much if you couldn't tell, I'm totally hooked on getting my
holga! It sure as heck hasn't come yet, but it should very soon!
Anyways,! The reason for this post is I was looking around online and
come to find out you can buy holga cameras for like $35. That's way
better than my grand total of $78. But with that said, I think
everyone should get their first holga from lomography. Maybe my next
super Modded holga will come from www.freestylephotography.biz but we
will see! They have a wide varitey of pretty much everything! Now
someone just needs to make a waterproof case for it!!

-MAX

Pinhole camera

All this talk about a holga and photography in general is kinda making
me want to build another pinhole camera! But out of what this time? To
this date I have made 3. 2 out of a sunglass box and 1 out a jewerly
box. I do love the spam one but that would be super hard to make! Hmmm
what to make it out of! A book would be cool, but I would hate to
waste a good book! Looks like I need to go to the dollar store and get
that book about George w bush! Then cut out the insides, put the film
in there, and bam!! It would be perfect lol. I want to see what the
other pinhole pictures look like too. Leave a comment with a pinhole
idea!

-MAX

SCREW GOOGLE

For the record, I have a Gmail account and I know Blogger is owned by Google haha.  Anyways, a while ago I posted a post saying my Google adsense account got banned, so I sent them an email saying what the heck why did it get banned yada yada.. Well they just sent me an email back.. AFTER 3 WEEKS, saying their "sorry" and my account is still blocked.

Hello,

Thanks for providing us with additional information. However, after
thoroughly reviewing your account data and taking your feedback into
consideration, we've re-confirmed that your account poses a significant
risk to our advertisers. For this reason, we're unable to reinstate your
account. Thank you for your understanding.

You know what google? I don't understand!  I'm just an average guy trying to make it in this world and your slowing me down!  Hey everyone go to BING!  HAHA no more Google search engine!  I really don't know why they banned me! : ( : ( 

-MAX 

I'm on the Holga countdown!

MAX X LOMO HOLGA

OK so contrary to the last post, I said you know what you only live once, and if your Mayan, the world will end in a few years so why not go and buy a Holga!  If you don't know what one is..

 

Sick huh?  I love how you can change the color of the flash!  WOO WOO!  I so can't wait till it comes!  You know what else is amazing about the Holga?  How much information there is online about it!  One of my favorite sites to look at is SQUARE FROG!  They are in no way shape or form have anything to do with my site, but they pretty much convinced me to get one!  So a major shout out goes to them!  If you ever want crazy in depth information about Holga's go there!  

Ugh I am just so excited for it to come!

-MAX

Buying a Holga

Ughhhhh I really really want to buy a lomography holga camera. And for
sure I have the money, I just don't know! Ugh. I can develop the film
in my backyard in the balloon shed we just built, which would be
awesome. Fml. I really just can't decided if I should buy one or not!
I'm so on the fence! If I got one I would have 8 cameras. 8! I love
photography! To buy one or not to buy one. I could take some sick
photos, I wonder if there are any underwater cases for them haha.
Ughghhhbgvhhgg!!! To buy one or not to buy one!!!!!!! I know deep down
inside I'll be happy with one, I just need to do it! Shit. Haha. I
don't know why I'm so stressed about it. Like really stressed haha. It
would be fun to take to Hawaii. I work so hard, I should buy something
for myself!

The decision hasn't been made yet...

-MAX

Looking for sponsors.

If you are reading this and have cool stuff you want to donate to maxs
thoughts for free advertising then send an email to photosurfer54@gmail.com
! Then we'll talk some kind of deal!

What is the deal these days? All these "high end" blogs having these
huge sponsors that give them tons of stuff for free! What does it
take, just annoying the crap out of them hahah.

I guess so! A camera sponsor would be cool to have! When I had maxs-
blog, I tried so hard to get lomography to hook it up with free stuff
and even try to get my own edition of a fisheye camera, but as you can
tell by now that never happened!

Anyways, any product! Just let me know by sending an email to, photosurfer54@gmail.com

-MAX

B&W FILM

Here is my question for the world!  What would happen if you tried to develop color film but with the black and white procedure?  WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?  I think I am going to ask this question on Yahoo! answers and see what happens haha.  I'll post all the answers on here, then tell me what you think is the best answer!  Some people on there are total tools!  TOOLS = LAME!

I didn't take this photo, but it sure is awesome!

PEACE!

IQ tests!

On tonights episode of the fantasy factory they all took iq tests. So
pretty much I have a higher iq than everyone on the show! What's mine
you might ask? A whopping 144!! Woo woo!! I'm pretty sure they all
will have more money than I ever will. Maybe one day I'll be in a
gymkahana video! I do have a go kart haha.

I'm really enjoying riding my bike places. It's kinda like after a
long day at work, it just gives you time to clear your head and forget
about all the mean kids! I'm falling asleep! Keep it fresh/real or
whatever! Keep it 100%

-MAX

3,000,000 kids and counting!

The duggars man! I don't know where to start with that group of
people! Are they addicted to sex or what? They announced their having
the 19th kid! She just had one too! Let that vagina rest Jim bob! It's
just like come on, do they really need that many kids? Are they
preparing for a small army or what! Plus can you name anyone who likes
having babies? And I mean birthing them! I can't say that I do! Think
about it!

I'm so glad I have work off tomorrow! 2 days at paso would be too
much, plus we got done today at 4 so I wouldn't have enough time to go
home, re charge my batteries, then go back to class. So really I have
no idea what I would do in Santa Maria until class! I do have a
grandma in santa Maria, maybe I could call her haha. Anyways big
things are going to happen that I am pretty excited about haha. Some
photoshoots that are just going to be so huge, like an orgasm for the
eyes! And no they don't pop haha. Click on some ads to learn something
new!!

-MAX

Idols

Getting to talk to one of your idols is probably one of the coolest
things! Even if it was only a simple tweet on Twitter!

Watch out for the future haha. Big stuff is going to happen! And yes,
I am half asleep right now!

-MAX