I have heard a lot of different things about what it is called.. Year of the spaceship, year of the water bottle.. It goes on and on! 2 years to go till 2012! What are you doing on new years? Oh really? Sounds pretty awesome haha.

Have you heard of the complaint generator? No?? Google it.. Here is one they wrote for me for 2012..

As much as I hate churlish cult leaders, I hate 2012 even more, especially when it tries to harm others or even instill the fear of harm. One of my objectives for this letter is to lead it out of a dream world and back to hard reality. 2012's tasteless positions often resemble an inverted fairy tale in that the triumph of innocence comes at the start and the ugly sisters of revisionism and pauperism enter on stage in triumph for the final curtain. That's it for this letter. I sincerely hope that typing it was not a complete waste of energy. Unfortunately, I do realize that my words will probably trigger no useful response in the flabby synapses of 2012's brain. I just felt obligated to go through the motions because 2012 is not only woefully meddlesome, but terribly socially inept.

They can make complaints for anything or anyone!! I love it : ) have a great new years!


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Dirty jobs..

Ok here's my beef with that show.. First of I want everyone to know that I do love the show and I think it's really awesome! But tonight an episode came on with a cow that has a hole in it's side so they can look into it's stomach! I don't know, there is something about that, that just rubs me the wrong way. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a member of PETA or anything. But still! Who knows if the cow hates it or loves it or what! I'm all about learning about new things, and how things work.. It's just I kinda feel bad for the cow.. What are your ideas?

-MAX


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Class reunions

Do you think you'll go? I'm like 99% positive I won't go! I know it's like 3 years away but still! I don't really have any need or want to see the people I graduated with.. Sorry! I mean I keep up with the people I was pretty cool with, there just isn't much of a need to see anyone else haha. Besides it could be pretty awkward if you know what I mean... Like when we had the works Christmas party, it felt like a class reunion but then after awhile it didn't! Kinda like we never stopped hanging out... Maybe because all the people from work aren't d-bags haha. Not that everyone from school are either! But still don't think I'm gonna go to my class reunion! Happy Christmas eve : )


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I'm sick of..

All these usteam shows that have nothing on them! Like this one that said, Santa live! So I'm thinking awesome, I can tell Santa what I want, even though Christmas is day after tomorrow.. But still, what I'm trying to say is.. It said there were 80 viewers and showed a picture of Santa talking. Was there a Santa? No not at all! It was just a black screen. And no one was chatting. So moral of the story is, if your going to post a show on usteam and have it say, "talk to Santa!" then make it be talk to Santa!


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Just one of those days..

Have you ever had one of those days when you hated the way you look and you hate all your clothes on you because your so fat, and your sad that you have such a small weiner and it's ben weird? I haven't had one of those days either, but I am having one of those let's stay in bed all day playing iPhone apps haha. I think it's like, hey if you decided to just be lazy all day and not do anything, the world isn't going to wait around for you to kick it into gear, no! The world is gonna leave you behind! Yeah! So make some moves today! Make deals, break hearts, wear a snuggie out in public, and live life!


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Today's MLIA

What is this mystery google? Sounds pretty crazy...

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while also on Mystery
Google. I was about to tell my boyfriend about how annoying my sister
was, when Mystery Google told me to look under my bed. I did, and she
was hiding there. I'm so scared of your powers, Mystery Google. MLIA.

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I lied..

This one is way better..
Today, I was in my Sociology class. It was another pointless
discussion day and my attention was quickly fading when my teacher
said, "Ok, so we've named all the positive aspects of home schooling,
now tell me why is home schooling a negative thing." One of the quiet
kids slowly raised his hand and when the teacher called on him he
responded, "Because the hot girl in class is your sister." We ended
class early that day because no one could stop laughing. MLIA

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Best MLIA

Today, I went to howmanyofme.com. There are 22 people in America named
Tom Riddle. My first thought: dear god, there are 22 Voldemorts in
America. We're doomed. Then I checked for how many people were named
Harry Potter. There are 102. I immediately relaxed. 102 Harrys vs 22
Voldemorts - we're safe. MLIA.

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LENDING OUT A HELPING HAND

I don't know if you saw this video on my other site so I figured I would post it here..

-MAX