TOMORROW...

Tomorrow is a major day for me, anyone who reads my blog, or anyone that really knows me well. Not to many people know about my blog obesession or lifestyle or that I'm kind of a big deal on the internet.

Everyone in my speech class a few semests back knows I'm probably the biggest BIGGEST fan of www.shockmansion.com! Out of all the blogs I'm subscribed to or RSS'd to, I am probably most the most loyal reader to that site!

Trying to bring MY blog site to more people I decided to interview different people I look up to, or that are super famous, or that are interesting! Scoring an interview with Shock Mansion is probably the coolest, most awesome thing ever! Oh yeah, it will be dropped in about...4 or 5 hours! It's extremely sick!! I'm just so stoked they responded and were totally cool about it.

2010 year spaceship people! Make it happen or fall behind!

-MAX

IPAD

Ok what do you think?  Are you going to buy one?  Wait, better question.. Would you buy one today without getting your hands on one?  Personally I would want to play with one first, I mean come on the try before you buy rule goes for EVERYTHING!  I'm only going to post one picture on here, but if you want to see the rest of them you can go HERE!

I'm excited for it!  I can't wait for the new iPhone to come out either!  And if it comes to verizon.. they are making a HUGE mistake!  Verizon sucks and everyone knows that, they are just too stupid to admit it!

Sleeping problems.

What is the deal of late? I seem to be having a lot of problems trying to fall asleep at a decent time! Most people sleep into the next day, but I sleep in the same day! (If that makes sense) like I got to sleep at around 1 AM and wake up at 8 AM. So I do it all in the same day! I think that would be called good time managment skills? I don't know, yeah I would think of it as awesome! I have more time in the day, more time to study, more time to hustle, and more time to be awesome! Life is looking good and mean and clean!

-MAX

TEAR OFF CALENDARS

Confession time. I'm a new fan of these. And when I say these, if you don't know what I'm talking about, are those calendars that everyday you tear off a new page!

Hold the phone there buddy! What is so special about these? Well everyday they say something new and funny and everyday you get to tear a new one off! So in retrospect it seems to make the year go by faster! I think they are fun! Oh yeah, I have an office one because as a matter of fact I love the office! I should of worn my dunder mifflin shirt today so they would of known how much I love paper!

Anyways, get a tear off calendar. If you want another truth, I have 4 calendars haha. I have one on my iPhone that I live out of, one in my computer, the regular wall one (the office) and the tear off one. So I should never be able to miss the date!

Another positive note, the main site has done 700 posts! Go check it out, www.onoroffblog.com

Peace!

WHAT IS TOMORROW?!

It's uhhhh Wednesday dude!  NO!  Well yes idiot it is!  BUT in fact it is when the lovely Apple talks about all the new amazing stuff they are coming out with!  How about the APPLE TABLET?!  That we all have been waiting and wondering and drooling and hoping and dreaming and enough adjectives about!  If you are from Mars or Pluto even, then you probably don't know what we are talking about.


How awesome is that?  I gotta admit, I'm kind of skeptical about it too.. Like jumping into a pool first!  You don't know what the water temp is going to be like, but you know that you'll have a dang good time!  We shall see this beast tomorrow!  But I know dang well and good that Apple's Stock is going to go through the roof!

What else.. OH WAIT how about the new iPhone?!  YES you are correct!  There are so many crazy ideas floating around what it's going to be, and how it's going to look..






We shall see!  I'm excited, because everyone knows when Apple comes out with something new, it's better than everything else!  How about the Droid?  Yeah the Droid will never even come close to the iPhone so don't waste your money.

Maybe we will have an Apple release party?

JUST SAY ME

Ok what the heck, I don't understand what the heck is wrong with that Grace girl from
The Secret Life of the American Teenager?! Just because she loves to masturbate doesn't mean she has to stop every single girl at her school from having sex. Shouldn't both of them be personal decisions, not forced? Yeah I think so. I mean come on, Ben and Ricky and that other guy Jack, just want to have sex!

Here is one thing that is a problem with the whole just say me thing. If the girls on the show don't want to have sex and only have sex with themselves, why are they wearing shirts that show more skin like they would want to have sex?

This show is wack. And the mexican chick just said prostitute. Yeah my point exactly!

-MAX

Harry Potter

This MLIA is a crack up!

Today, I was invited to join the School of Wizardry on Facebook. I knew Dumbledore would find me, I just didn't know he would be so hi-tech about it. MLIA.

If only................

The Pregnancy Pact..

Ok this movie is wack! I don't know why anyone would want to get pregnant, especially in high school! It's not just one girl, how about 18? Talk about weird...

Ohhhh there is a blogger in this movie.. Who is blogging about the teen pregnancys..... And not just a text blog, it's a video blog.. The worst kind haha.

Yep the main girl is pregnant within the first 30 seconds of the movie.. Sad!

No more sex ever!

Peace!

HATERS!

Here is a great question.  How come one person can get over something so easy and then another person has to drag it on forever and ever and EVER!  It's like come on, grow up for real!  Back in like the 5th grade I could understand acting that way, if one person talks shit about you then you talk shit back!  DUH! Not now, come on grow UP!  It's been like what 5 or 6 MONTHS I think.. Who knows, and honestly it doesn't really matter HA!

Last night was Conan's last show, sad I know, but he said one important thing!  "Great things come to happy people who are nice to everyone!"  Well something along those same lines.  I'm pretty sure it didn't say "Hey talk shit because it makes you look totally awesome!"  No not at all.  Is blogging about it, is that the more mature way?  Ahhh probably not either, but it is better because no one really knows who I'm talking about, but knowing people and how STUPID they are, they will assume it is about them.  Don't flatter yourself.  You likea da Italics? Weird.. What was I saying?  Oh yeah, new paragraph!

Valentines day is coming up, awesome right?  I think I'm going to take the path as Liz from that sick show My life as Liz!  With that being said, I'm most likely not going to celebrate this year?  It's kinda stupid if you think about it?  Hey let's buy each other stuff to convince each other that there is love.  Yeah, total waste of money.  But hey if you want to be my Valentine, well I would like a new Macbook Pro.  Or hey, just give me an IOU and get me the new iPhone when it comes out this summer!  Kidding.  Get my point though?

Back to Conan, that dude can really jam on the guitar!  It totally surprised me!  But hey everyone has something about them that you will never know about till the end!  HA!  Another slam to that mystery person.. ANYWAYS!  Yeah that dude can SHRED!

One thing I learned last night was, if you don't like what I'm saying, or how I live my life, the why spend all the time and energy hating on me?  It makes YOU look like the loser, and idiot!  I'm out here living the American dream, and your stupid.

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OK too long of a blog..

PEACE!

What do you think about this?

This summer, at summer camp, my friends and I took a bag of powdered sugar and put it in a plastic bag. We then waited in the bathrooms and whenever someone walked in, we would ask them if they wanted to buy some crack. We made $20. At a Boy Scout camp. MLIA


Boy Scouts.. Really?? Selling crack, well atleast pretending to.. That's pretty sad if you want the truth! What has our youth come to? I gotta love MLIA though, they have some of the best things on there that has inspired a new project I'm working on!

Oh yeah, I got one of those Livescribe pens for school and tried to do a review of it on my main site but the paper wouldn't let me export it! Oh well, can't complain about it!

Here is something random that I noticed as I am writing this.. The surf shop TKD finally got some new girls for their commercials! Now don't get me wrong, the girl they had in all the other commercials was super good looking, but hey it was about time to mix it up a little! Right? A lil change never hurt anyone!

Have YOU seen that new MTV show called the Buried Life? One word.. Inspiring! I have already donated my time once this year, and tried to buy a homeless man whatever he wanted from Mcdonalds (he only wanted money).. So I am inspired to help out more! It feels good, and I'm already a good person, so that's like double good haha. How awesome would it be to go to Haiti and help out with the rescue search? Very AWESOME! Too bad school starts soon, and I can't/don't want to miss any days! Gotta be a perfect student! No more distractions! Time for a little math, see if you can follow me....

Distractions = academic probation
Academic probation = working super hard to get off it.
Working super hard = 3.89 GPA
3.89 GPA still means you have to talk to a counselor to get off AP.
Talking to a counselor = seeing and talking to the hottest girl in the world! (I still kick myself for not getting her number.. Oh well)

== it all works out in some way shape or form!

With all that whole blog said, I'm very happy these days!

Live life!
-MAX

CONTEST!!

So I went to the store today and picked up 3 action shot cameras for a contest! All you have to do is become a fan of this site! Easy! The contest will end on feburary 1st!



- Posted from my iPhone! PEACE!

New 2012 question!

Ok so we all know that the rumor are saying world ends December 12, 2012.. Right? Right! Now is that December 12th in America or Australia? Since they are a day ahead of us.. Right? Right! Just something to think about! And what's going to happen? Everything is just going to go black and that's it? Or are we going to have a slow painless death like in the second Harry potter when Harry was dying from the huge snake? Read the book! So I have no idea, but the myth starters need to be mre clear on their lies they are spreading! Think about what I said though! It is a logical question right? YES!

-MAX


- Posted from my iPhone! PEACE!

TOTAL BUMMER

So I was trying to get this sick side job with a company called ChaCha and I totally did not pass the final test!  WHAT A BUMMER!  I passed the 4 tests before the final one though!  If that counts for anything....
Oh well, my day isn't ruined!  With every set back there is an even greater reward!  RIGHT?!  RIGHT!

-MAX

WHAT UP?!

This is like behind the scenes look at everything... What have I been up to in this new year?  Where to start, where to start.. How about it's looking like I need to get ankle surgery because it's gotten worse than ever!  Usually I can just walk it out and I'm good, but now I can barley walk!  Talk about a bummer for the 09-10 riding season!  What else.. Hawaii is 3 months away I think?  Ted Nugent concert is 19 days away!  School starts in less than a month!  I got a sick job!  What else can I say?  Life is good!  I got a sick ass case for my iPhone yesterday, and it is like a tank!  I wonder what the new iPhone will look like in June?  I have made a list of features I would like to see..

• Camera on the front! (video chat duh!)
• Better battery life! (Mine last all day tho)
• Allow you to download apps that are more than 10MB on your network!

That's about it.. Popular to contrary belief the iPhone has to be the best phone out there!

Ok this is a spur of the moment topic that just popped up.. You know what I hate??  When people leave comments on my other blog and ask a question.. Why wouldn't that be cool?  Meaning they are reading and thinking and wondering?  Well yes, but the problem is they leave the comment anonymous so you can't answer them back or reply to them!  BOOM ROASTED!

Have you heard of the new Apple Tablets?

Sick huh?  Too bad they are most likely going to be $1,000.. Yeah I think I will stick to my laptop!  But hey that won't stop me from going to an Apple store and at least checking them out!  And if they are extremely sick, there is always christmas and selling a kidney!  Rumor has it that they will need a wi-fi subscription though.. So that is kind of a bummer!

Check out my other site, there are tons of sick videos!  ON OR OFF BLOG

And you know what?  You are better than the rest because you know about this top secret site that no one else does!  You stay classy!

-MAX