Celebrity crush

Okay. I've had a lot of celebrity crushes over the years. From Kate gosselin to Megan fox and even Tina fey! I have a new one. I don't know her name off hand but she is a singer. The lead singer of a band, and that band is called La Roux!

She's super hot!! I would highly suggest googling her right now! Oh yeah. Sorry for not updating this site very much. I highly doubt anyone reads this, but if you do point your browser over towards www.onoroffblog.com right now! I update that site all the time! It's quite awesome!

-MAX

Wooooo

Has it been a month? Wow Im pretty sure it has. No wait! 2 months! Wowwowwewo!

Hey hi hello how are you?

I'm pretty great, so stoked that school is finally over for that semester. You know what comes out tomorrow? The new iPhone!!!!!!! Well not come out come out, but it gets released and yes I'm pre ordering it! Booooyaaaa. I'm pretty excited for tomorrow, I love watching the live video keynote, live blog feeds during the events. It's pretty fun to join in on the SoliderKnowsBest ustream chat too. When do you think the new iPhone is going to come out? Probably in a few weeks I betcha. Just enough to sell my plane and then pay for the new iPhone haha.

Oh yeah. I moved the blog over to MobileMe. Why? There is just more control over there, and plus I got a year long subscription so it shall be awesome! Don't look now because you won't find anything. But look in a week or so I guess. I'll post a blog saying what's new and updated. I really don't think anyone looks at this if you want the honest truth.

Anyways, I can't believe me and Elizabeth have been dating for 2 months now! Crazy how fast time flies!

I'm starving. Let's get some panda!

Peace!
-MAX

-- Post From My iPad

Bad investments!

Okay in hindsight I'm glad the total investment spent was only like $23.00 tops. Not to bad. Now I know where the phrase DTA comes in to play. Don't Trust Anyone. I'm pretty sure that goes without said. Not the best idea to get into business ideas with flakes, plus the weird thing is there was talks of person b wanting to be a business major or something like that. Safe to say if you can't meet that person face to face, their not the best person to do business with.

The number of days left are getting lower :(

-MAX

hello!

I want to make this a quick one. (that's what she said)

Anyways. I feel bad for people that are falsely acused for anything! #jusssayin! So really. Don't be an asshole, bitch, jerk, anything negative. Be positive!

-MAX

Help!

Ok I need your help viewers! How do you tell someone you love that you really don't want to hang out with them because they have strep throat? It's not that their boring or anything I just don't want to get strep! Is that too much to ask haha. I don't want to sound selfish, that doesn't sound selfish does it? Haha no! But really. I need your help! Leave a comment below suggesting something!! Do you say it in a joking way, or a nice way?

Maybe I'll say it in a joking way. Maybe I'll just ask it on soul pancake! But really, leave it in a comment below :)

-MAX

Yeah right!

"It's probably going to take a year to two years for them to get to the same functionality as the iPad," Hilwa stated.

I'm sorry, no android based anything will ever be as good as any apple product! Apple is king!!!! Have you ever played with a droid? The keys suck, and they are just knock off iPhones really. People who have them love to say how great they are but really they are just lying to themselves. The phones suck. I do know one person who hates his droid! I get texts all the time saying how he wished he had an iPhone.

Their the best!

Wake up and smell the apples! Apple is here to stay forever and isn't going ANYWHERE! I feel like I'm Dwight from that episode "Dwights speech" "Count your blessings from the motherland!!!!!!" What am I saying haha.

So yeah check out my main site. It got a brand F$&@%#¥ new makeover and it looks pretty forward! You can look at recent photos of events I have taken, and read my new blog. Blog 2.0 as we like to call it! I'm pretty stoked on it :) so yeah happy Tuesday, Wednesday somewhere!

If this blog post is all over the place well I've just drank a monster! Hey no one reads it anyways lol.

Peace!
-MAX

Mothers day!

Did you have a great mothers day? I sure did!! I made a video of the whole awesomeness too! It's uploading as we speak. I put underglow on my tv too haha. It's pretty awesome if you ask me. Ok this is a short one because I'm super tired.

Word to your mother!
-MAX

The future

Shit.

I finally found someone I care so
much about but at this part in my life is when people go so many different ways (not sexuall) that it seems like a long distance relationship is pretty saddening.

Shit again.

I have so much to say haha but it's hard to say it! Ok. So my girlfriend is transfering down south next semester and I'm not. Why? Because I'm staying here to go to the EMT academy and the fire academy, which is gonna take like a year to complete! Which really isn't that bad of thing, I'll just miss her a whole lot. Then! Instead of moving down there, I was told I should do the hot shots or get on some seasonal hand crew over the summer so that will help me get into a fire station even easier.

I don't know. It just feels like we're going so many different ways that it seems hard. I want to stay in a relationship with her no doubt! But I have never been in a long distance relationship like this before. Skype can only be so personal and romantic ya know? I don't know. I wish I could see how this all plays out but as of now I'm pretty sad about all of it.

Until the next time!!
-MAX

Hurt shoulder!

Yeah that's right my shoulder hurts so freekin bad! I don't know what I did to it haha. But I can barley move it! Let's talk about. Let's talk about. Let's talk about my tint! No. Let's just talk about my truck! Yeah I got my own! What's sick about that? Let's see, that no one knows what I drive! No one except my celebrity friends that is haha. Which is also why my windows are murdered out. I don't want people to know who I am! Honestly if you don't know what I drive and what I'm up to, then your probably pretty lame, and you don't know what Twitter is haha. But really, I'm moving forward! Leaving this place. I love MY town but it's time to breakout.

Does it seem like some people never change? Like their still stuck in the same routine haha. Same problems, same thing for lunch, same attitude, same everything! I see this everyday haha. It's crazy. I feel bad for them, but then again I don't. Who cares if your a troll and you get suprise butt secks all the time. Your never gonna go anywhere in life so you might as well just move over haha.

Random but I just remembered I didn't put a new monster in the fridge! #damnit

Keep progressing!
-MAX

Tint tint tint tint

Wow what a day! I don't even know where to start haha. Today's scooter ride was pretty awesome! Let me tell you, they are always awesome! I made a new vlog today too.. It's uploading right now!!! It's pretty good haha, it has a lot of that cut splice vlog stuff which is the latest trend now I guess.

Have you ever ran into an ex and it was super awkward?! I did. Tonight. It was pretty awkward haha. Like at first I didn't realize who she was at first and then I'm like oh hey it's (name goes here) and she gave me that "OMG I hate you, go to hell" look. And it's like what the heck, we only dated for like 2 weeks, it's not like we were married!! I don't know why I'm so good looking or what haha. For lack of the better words, when you see my face it gives you hell haha.

I didn't talk about it in my vlog. But go watch it. I'm exhausted. I can't text.

OH!!!! You know what I love about Elizabeth?! The fact I can hang out with my friends whenever, and the fact that if she wants to hangout too it's not even a big deal because she gets along with everyone!!

Stay gold!
-Max

GIRLS ONLY WANT GUYS WITH SWEET SKILLS!

So here's whats up.  My window tinting skills are coming up!  It's getting pretty good haha.  I never knew how fancy I could get with it!  In all honesty, I can't see out of my windows haha.  Scary much?  No not really, just gotta be more careful.  I am pretty thankful though, over all these years learning new trades and skills!  On another note, it's hotter than a bitch in my room!  Like really, who turned the heater on??!

Back to what I was saying...

Learning skills is so handy!  Why pay someone to tint your windows when you can do it yourself!  Am I a pro?  No not at all, but pretty dang close I think.  I don't want to sound super cocky but I do a good enough job that I please myself!  I'm really happy with how my truck and @KnarleySkimmer's turned out.  Like really happy!  Plus, who cares if their totally illegal and you can't see inside of them haha.  I don't!  But really, I gotta roll with the windows rolled down now so I don't get a ticket.  Now your thinking, what the heck why do it in the first place?!  Well because it looks super awesome!  I don't know, I'm just pretty happy about it haha.  The next car we tint, we gotta make a VLOG about it!  YEAH!  Let's vlog everything!

Ok I'm out of things to talk about!  It's 1:47AM, today I've been dating my awesome/wonderful girlfriend Elizabeth for a month, and I need a frosty bev to celebrate!

Stay golden!

-MAX

PROM

I think prom is tonight? Yeah that's for sure. Not for me, HA if it was I'd never go. That's for sure! Like honestly what a joke it is! This is my take on it.

Let me spend all day getting ready and spend all this money getting myself ready, then to be a total bitch to you the whole night and complain.

Haha am I right? Okay maybe some people had a better time? Not me haha. I should have done what my best bro Sven did and just not go haha. Anyways, it's retarded because I'm stuck cleaning, Refugio is most likely going off today, and I would love to hang out with Elizabeth!

Got Bent Twig playing in the headphones right now. So chill! Deff google them right now haha. No. Google - on or off blog bent twig - just like that! It has a link to my main site, with a free download of their WHOLE CD!!!!! Talk about awesome. Your welcome!

Have a great Saturday! I know I will, if you know what I mean ;)

-MAX

OVERREACTION

First of all.. What do you think about the new top page?  Yeah that's my truck!  Sick huh?  I love it, but it needs bigger tires haha and a LOUDER exhaust!!

I think I'm like everyone else and I over react on stupid things.  Like getting an 82 out of 100 on my poli sci project.  Should I have really yelled WHAT THE FUCK after I walked out the door?  No probably not, but that's how I totally felt!  I got a lot of weird looks from that one haha.  Like why is that quite Apple guy yelling?  But really not getting a 100% was pretty stupid!  I mean come on, I totally worked super hard on it!  I even bought a brand new HP printer.  Gosh.  I worked really hard on that bad boy! (That's what she said!)

Have you ever worked super hard on something and then not got what you thought you should deserve?  I don't know about you, but I think the teacher is biased towards me!  Like look at this kid, taking notes in my class with his brand new iPad, comes to class and dates the hottest girl ever, and is always happy.  Yeah I could understand the angst towards me, but why don't my other teachers have it?  I really don't know if you want the truth!  Today was going super great too!  I was going to give my girlfriend a calculator for her math test and saw this one girl who's car broke down.  To make a long story short I ended up pulling her car to her house with my truck and her mom paid me for it.  Totally sick!  I honestly didn't do it for the money, I just have personally been in that same place where your car breaks down and everyone just laughs at you.  Then I did that, mowed my neighbors lawn and that's where it went south.  She didn't like the fact that I went to Hawaii and missed out on a week of mowing.  Even though I totally told her about it!  Then I got some Carls Jr and it wasn't very great....  Then the check engine soon light came on again in my truck, but I totally knew it was the EGR valve because for some reason the top part just doesn't want to stay on!  Easy fix non the less..  

I don't know, usually people have on or off days but it seems like I have it all in the same day!  Dang karma you are a bitch!  I hope tomorrow goes well...  I can't deal with more depression haha.  I'm not depressed just bummed?  I felt so great earlier today!  Oh yeah who knew you can't carry your dog into the village market like a baby?  I have seen people just let their dogs just run wild in there before and I guarantee they haven't said anything to them.  That bitch must have been having a bad day!  Fact of the matter is, lets boycott the village market!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can't speak for SCOOT805 without consulting my business partner, but ON OR OFF BLOG and this blog do not support going there!  They are super dog UNfriendly!  Do you love your dog like me?  THEN DON'T GO THERE!  I just think it's stupid to finally say something after I'm leaving and have bought something.  Talk about shit customer service!  

Ok I'm out of things to talk about!  Have you seen the new Flip cameras?  TOTALLY SICK!  I want one! But I need bigger tires for my truck.  I hope camping works out this weekend!

Stay positive : )

-MAX

Diaster date!!

Have you ever seen this show haha. It's a crack up! How about diaster relationship? Yeah.. We've all had those haha.

It was such a nice day today I wish/shoulda been at the beach! This blog is gonna be pretty random lol. I miss my girlfriend. As lame as that sounds we haven't hung out in 2 days. When she moves it's gonna be a lot longer, talk about no fun! I'm so excited to get my life rolling. Where should I move? Some where fun haha right next to the ocean. I was totally thinking morro bay! How sick would that be?? Maybe down south a little bit haha. I don't know, but it has to be close to the ocean with a good place to surf, offroad, and have a good time!

I totally need to run later this night too. As if losing 28 pounds wasn't enough! Dayum.

"I want to be a billionaire so F$&@%#£ bad"

-MAX

Rainy rain rain

This is probably my favorite blog to blog on. I feel like I can say whatever I want and millions of people I don't know read it and laugh a lot. I post on 3 different blogs these days. I haven't even posted on my main blog in awhile! I haven't made a vlog for it so that's why there hasn't been any new posts haha. Oh well I don't even look at the stats anymore. If people wanna read it then they'll read it! Well in this case watch it haha. Vlogs are fun to make a do so that's mainly what I do nowadays. Chelsea lately is on. Gotta split!

Peace!
MAX

Gross!

Woo today is a double blog post. Why? Because I have something interesting to say haha duh and it's my blog, I can say whatever I want! So before I left for Hawaii my awesome girlfriend waxed my chest for me. Which hurt like a bitch! Anyways, it said it would last for 8 weeks before the hair started growing back, which they were totally wrong when they wrote that statement! It started growing back the next day!!!!! How lame! So tonight I decided to nair it just to keep it clean, and blood started running down my chest! Weird? I think so! Does my body hate it or what haha. I just felt like I had to share that because of how random it was. I hope it stops. I gotta get those waxing strips that you just rub together so there isn't any hot wax involved. I'll get those sometime soon. Hopefully I get more hours at work.

I gotta pee.
-MAX

Still bummer.

Okay what's the deal? I think I'm too into doing things myself to rely on other peope to do things for me. Talk about lame. Were trying to get these stickers made up for our scooter club and it's being a pain. The stickers were supposed to be done today but the logo I sent them was way to small. Ok no worries. Then they emailed me later today asking me to come in and check out what they can do. No big deal either. Problem is, the font is way to small and their machine would screw it up. So I ended up going with the most cost effective design. But really I could have done it myself and done it on my computer with my printer. Next go round, were doing it all in house. No need to worry about other people and their input. Okay short blog for today.

Keep it real.
-MAX

Clean sheets!

What if in life it was just as easy to wash away all the negative things just as easy as it was to wash your sheets? Yeah yeah, that's called a shower! But that only washes away all the stuff on top! What about the insides?

Okay. I'm fine:) I'm at an all time high! I did wash my sheets today, and let me tell you, they were pretty nasty haha. They didn't smell but were still kinda gross! It's super hot today too like 100000 degrees!

Whatelse. Our scooter gang club ridding group thingy is really coming along haha. We're getting stickers made up today, and got a website put up so now we just need shirts and more members! I cleaned the scooter today with that green earth cleaner and it worked so well! I was super happy with the outcome of it. I would recommend it when you clean anything! Being your scooter, car, house, whatever! It works magic, and it's good for the world:)

Scooter website!
http://www.scoot805.blogspot.com



Check it out and tell me what you think!!

-MAX

Shmeelgletron

Oh hey hello what's up?
Didn't see you at today's tea party. Or did I? Who knows. Shit I don't know who reads this blog
Haha. I know that scared people search 2012 proof and my blog comes up! I read in one of my text books that most bloggers are extremely liberal. What do you think? Why did I start a blog? Am I some secret liberal?! No. Here's why I started a blog. I was looking for Jake browns clothing line LACED and came across this site called www.shockmansion.com and thought it was sick! That was the first blog I have ever came acrossed and knew I wanted to start my own! I found videos online that I thought were funny, and posted them. Then I decided to put my takes on current events and this and that, and got less and less hits on my site, so I went back to the videos.

But hey saying your opinion on different things is fun!

So that's where this site comes in. I don't care who reads this, or how many unique visitors it gets. It's for me to write whatever I want, and not care. I mean no one is telling you to read this.

Anyways, I'm tired, thirsty, and sleepy.

Don't steal my joke

First name Dixie. Last name normus.

Peace!
-MAX

Broken ipad!

Hello.
I love my ipad more than anything. It's the best thing I have every bought. (you can't buy kids can you? Or can you? I have no idea) anyways! Why is the ipad something I always reach for when I'm angry and I just want to break the shit out of it?! I don't think I have anger issues, but when I'm mad I just want to break all the expensive things I love! Weird huh?

Like today, got into a huge argument with my parents (well my mom) and it was pretty bad. So i said say goodbye to the ipad because I'm gonna break it!

Thankfully, I didn't break it because I would be totally bummed but why do I go through the motion of breaking it? Like an out of body experience. I see myself breaking it, and then I stop myself from doing it. I don't even know what I'm saying haha.

Tea party. I really need extra credit in my political science class. So I'm going to a tea party tomorrow. Sick huh? Yeah, it's in Santa Maria. Park at bestbuy walmart and walk towards all those automotive dealers. Buy a car while your there! Anyways. It's some kind of rally, and I need extra credit, and want to make a video of my experience there incase i don't see my teacher. I don't know what TEA stands for because really I don't care but it's along the lines of were tired of being taxed so bring your plungers!

Go, check it out, look for me and @mysterycat4 vlogging.

Push hard, live life, keep on fighting!

-MAX