HUGE COMPLAINER?

For some reason unknown, that adjective complainer sure gets tossed my
way a whole lot! I really don't know why either! Like people are
complaining that I'm complaining. When do I complain? I talk bad
things about some people but that doesn't mean I'm a complainer!
Wouldn't the people who complain about me complaining, be double
complainer? If that makes sense...? To me it does haha.

Anyways....................

What do you think I hustle for, so I can drive a rav4? Don't think so!
Don't complain about someone being a complainer when their not,
because were going to run this town tonight!

Yeah I am listening to that song right now.

I still want to know who left that comment! Ah it's like a mystery!

-MAX

The colony

Wow, I'm watching last nights episode, and holy crap the guys on the
show are major cry babies! They scream and flip out for no reason,
it's like grow up you tools! There are 3 guys that are cool.. The guy
with the super long hair, the guy validamier and the Mexican guy haha.
They seem to keep their cool. The rest, the mechanic and contractor
are major tools/cry babies. I'm suprised the self defense instructor
doesn't kick the crap out of them, because you know she will!

As lame as the show is some times, I still am addicted to it haha. The
acting is premium!

-MAX

KANYE WEST = TOTAL TOOL

So pretty much by now everyone hates kanye west because of what he did
to Taylor swift. If you live on the moon like me, and didn't know what
happened, Taylor swift was giving her speech and Kanye decided to jump
up on stage like an asshole and steal the mic and say how much better
beyoncee's video was. Taylor was just like WTF! And didn't know what
to say. Anyways! The world hates kayne (finally).

That dude keeps screwing up seriously. After Michael Jackson died he
said he was the new king of pop. A few minutes later after everyone
gave him heap loads of shit, he decided to change his mind. ( whimp )
RIP MJ!

Why is this still blogworthy a day later? Well because like everyone I
like that new jay-z song run this town. What do you do when you like
songs? Download them off iTunes of course! When I was going to pay the
crazy $1.29 a song, I saw who else was on the track too.... Kanye
west! So of course I'm not going to buy it! Sorry jay-z but take his
worthless lines off the track and then I'll buy it!

Speaking of rap, I heard this one bar in a song that pretty much is
how my life is right now. There is a certain someone out there that is
totally jealous of how carefree and happy I choose to live my life, so
they try and make everyone elses life a living hell. The bar went. Go
ahead and envy me, because I'm raps MVP, and I ain't going no where.
Taken from hate it or love it by the game. How sick is that? Pretty
much perfect!

I love how the beatboxing hitman used big sweaty ball sack to describe
kanye, so I think I'm going to add another person to the list of big
sweaty ball sacks, and that's the person who envy's me because I'm
lifes MVP! Booya!

-MAX

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!

Ok so since this is my blog I can pretty much post whatever I want.. This is a shout out to TOMIKO BLOG because we talking about this earlier.. What happens if you ask about fishy vagina on Yahoo! answers?  This is their response..

Why does this smell like this?

Hi, I am a girl, on my boyfriends account and I was wondering why vaginas smell like fish sometimes? Pretty strange question I know, but I was just wondering! : ) muchas gracias in advance!

ANSWER

you asked your question in "Cleaning & Laundry"??
That's the wrong category. Ask it again in Women's Health.

The vagina has both good & bad bacteria in it and basically this can cause an individual odor in women. Your urine smell can be affected by medicines, food and beverages, too. Maybe this is affecting your Odor.

Usually, showering and rinsing the vagina well, should eliminate any odors.

Haha what a huck!  The question does kind of have to do with cleaning.. Depending on how you look at it!

-MAX

Holga!!

So pretty much if you couldn't tell, I'm totally hooked on getting my
holga! It sure as heck hasn't come yet, but it should very soon!
Anyways,! The reason for this post is I was looking around online and
come to find out you can buy holga cameras for like $35. That's way
better than my grand total of $78. But with that said, I think
everyone should get their first holga from lomography. Maybe my next
super Modded holga will come from www.freestylephotography.biz but we
will see! They have a wide varitey of pretty much everything! Now
someone just needs to make a waterproof case for it!!

-MAX

Pinhole camera

All this talk about a holga and photography in general is kinda making
me want to build another pinhole camera! But out of what this time? To
this date I have made 3. 2 out of a sunglass box and 1 out a jewerly
box. I do love the spam one but that would be super hard to make! Hmmm
what to make it out of! A book would be cool, but I would hate to
waste a good book! Looks like I need to go to the dollar store and get
that book about George w bush! Then cut out the insides, put the film
in there, and bam!! It would be perfect lol. I want to see what the
other pinhole pictures look like too. Leave a comment with a pinhole
idea!

-MAX

SCREW GOOGLE

For the record, I have a Gmail account and I know Blogger is owned by Google haha.  Anyways, a while ago I posted a post saying my Google adsense account got banned, so I sent them an email saying what the heck why did it get banned yada yada.. Well they just sent me an email back.. AFTER 3 WEEKS, saying their "sorry" and my account is still blocked.

Hello,

Thanks for providing us with additional information. However, after
thoroughly reviewing your account data and taking your feedback into
consideration, we've re-confirmed that your account poses a significant
risk to our advertisers. For this reason, we're unable to reinstate your
account. Thank you for your understanding.

You know what google? I don't understand!  I'm just an average guy trying to make it in this world and your slowing me down!  Hey everyone go to BING!  HAHA no more Google search engine!  I really don't know why they banned me! : ( : ( 

-MAX 

I'm on the Holga countdown!