CRAZY DREAM!

Alright, here it goes!  I had a crazy party at my house right?  And for some reason we had a pingpong table  and I decided that instead of using a pingpong ball I would use like a bullet they would shoot out of a tank.. Yeah it was live.. Then I hit it across and it hit the ground, and stated to light on fire like it was going to explode.. (Pretty weird!?) Then for some reason I couldn't put the fire out so I had to pee on it... Then it went out!

How random of a dream is that??  Random enough to share, that's for sure!

Dang dreams.. I wonder if it's a sign that I'm super awesome and pingpong and I blow up the competition?

-MAX

Snuggie

I'm sorry but what has happened to America??? Why can we let our best
friends wear these? I feel so bad for this dog!

Not going droid!

So last night I finally got my hands on a droid. You know what? If
there wasn't such thing as an iPhone or a blackberry I would probably
get one haha. They keys are super weird and shallow! Their like the
old chocolate keys if you can remember those! And the screen is really
hard to slide up too hahah. You know what?! It is better than the palm
pre! I'll give you that droid!

-MAX

Sent from my iPhone.

OH YEAH..

We have stickers now! So if you see one on your car.. Don't be mad just check out the site!

Oh yeah and I didn't put it there either!

-MAX

BLOWING UP THE BATHROOM

Ok here is the question of the day.. Do you think it's ok to blow up
the bathroom that everyone walks by? No! It's pretty gross! No one
wants to smell something that was just in your butt! What the problem
is that we have 3 bathrooms, I don't see what using one away from
everyone is the problem! Does anyone agree with me? I don't want to go
kanye west caps lock to try and get my point across but DONT BLOW UP A
BATHROOM WHERE EVERYONE GOES BY!!!!!!!!

-MAX

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-MAX

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SO!

If there has been ANYTHING I have learned over the past few days.. months.. years? (Maybe) it would be that you can't really trust everyone or anyone!  When people say "oh yeah I got your back you'll be my best friend forever!" (like in Talladega Nights) Pretty much they are lying straight up to your face.. Maybe it sounds true right then and there but really it's FAKE.  I think the Foo Fighters wrote a song about that.. Oh yeah here it is...

Anyways.. I never thought it would come down to posting this haha. But after last night it was like it had to be said! No ceilings right? Alright enough blogging and time to get back to my
life! DTA! Haha in this day and age that could go SO many different ways.. Don't trust anyone.. Don't trust assholes.. The list goes on and on!


-MAX!