The Pregnancy Pact..

Ok this movie is wack! I don't know why anyone would want to get pregnant, especially in high school! It's not just one girl, how about 18? Talk about weird...

Ohhhh there is a blogger in this movie.. Who is blogging about the teen pregnancys..... And not just a text blog, it's a video blog.. The worst kind haha.

Yep the main girl is pregnant within the first 30 seconds of the movie.. Sad!

No more sex ever!

Peace!

HATERS!

Here is a great question.  How come one person can get over something so easy and then another person has to drag it on forever and ever and EVER!  It's like come on, grow up for real!  Back in like the 5th grade I could understand acting that way, if one person talks shit about you then you talk shit back!  DUH! Not now, come on grow UP!  It's been like what 5 or 6 MONTHS I think.. Who knows, and honestly it doesn't really matter HA!

Last night was Conan's last show, sad I know, but he said one important thing!  "Great things come to happy people who are nice to everyone!"  Well something along those same lines.  I'm pretty sure it didn't say "Hey talk shit because it makes you look totally awesome!"  No not at all.  Is blogging about it, is that the more mature way?  Ahhh probably not either, but it is better because no one really knows who I'm talking about, but knowing people and how STUPID they are, they will assume it is about them.  Don't flatter yourself.  You likea da Italics? Weird.. What was I saying?  Oh yeah, new paragraph!

Valentines day is coming up, awesome right?  I think I'm going to take the path as Liz from that sick show My life as Liz!  With that being said, I'm most likely not going to celebrate this year?  It's kinda stupid if you think about it?  Hey let's buy each other stuff to convince each other that there is love.  Yeah, total waste of money.  But hey if you want to be my Valentine, well I would like a new Macbook Pro.  Or hey, just give me an IOU and get me the new iPhone when it comes out this summer!  Kidding.  Get my point though?

Back to Conan, that dude can really jam on the guitar!  It totally surprised me!  But hey everyone has something about them that you will never know about till the end!  HA!  Another slam to that mystery person.. ANYWAYS!  Yeah that dude can SHRED!

One thing I learned last night was, if you don't like what I'm saying, or how I live my life, the why spend all the time and energy hating on me?  It makes YOU look like the loser, and idiot!  I'm out here living the American dream, and your stupid.

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OK too long of a blog..

PEACE!

What do you think about this?

This summer, at summer camp, my friends and I took a bag of powdered sugar and put it in a plastic bag. We then waited in the bathrooms and whenever someone walked in, we would ask them if they wanted to buy some crack. We made $20. At a Boy Scout camp. MLIA


Boy Scouts.. Really?? Selling crack, well atleast pretending to.. That's pretty sad if you want the truth! What has our youth come to? I gotta love MLIA though, they have some of the best things on there that has inspired a new project I'm working on!

Oh yeah, I got one of those Livescribe pens for school and tried to do a review of it on my main site but the paper wouldn't let me export it! Oh well, can't complain about it!

Here is something random that I noticed as I am writing this.. The surf shop TKD finally got some new girls for their commercials! Now don't get me wrong, the girl they had in all the other commercials was super good looking, but hey it was about time to mix it up a little! Right? A lil change never hurt anyone!

Have YOU seen that new MTV show called the Buried Life? One word.. Inspiring! I have already donated my time once this year, and tried to buy a homeless man whatever he wanted from Mcdonalds (he only wanted money).. So I am inspired to help out more! It feels good, and I'm already a good person, so that's like double good haha. How awesome would it be to go to Haiti and help out with the rescue search? Very AWESOME! Too bad school starts soon, and I can't/don't want to miss any days! Gotta be a perfect student! No more distractions! Time for a little math, see if you can follow me....

Distractions = academic probation
Academic probation = working super hard to get off it.
Working super hard = 3.89 GPA
3.89 GPA still means you have to talk to a counselor to get off AP.
Talking to a counselor = seeing and talking to the hottest girl in the world! (I still kick myself for not getting her number.. Oh well)

== it all works out in some way shape or form!

With all that whole blog said, I'm very happy these days!

Live life!
-MAX

CONTEST!!

So I went to the store today and picked up 3 action shot cameras for a contest! All you have to do is become a fan of this site! Easy! The contest will end on feburary 1st!



- Posted from my iPhone! PEACE!

New 2012 question!

Ok so we all know that the rumor are saying world ends December 12, 2012.. Right? Right! Now is that December 12th in America or Australia? Since they are a day ahead of us.. Right? Right! Just something to think about! And what's going to happen? Everything is just going to go black and that's it? Or are we going to have a slow painless death like in the second Harry potter when Harry was dying from the huge snake? Read the book! So I have no idea, but the myth starters need to be mre clear on their lies they are spreading! Think about what I said though! It is a logical question right? YES!

-MAX


- Posted from my iPhone! PEACE!

TOTAL BUMMER

So I was trying to get this sick side job with a company called ChaCha and I totally did not pass the final test!  WHAT A BUMMER!  I passed the 4 tests before the final one though!  If that counts for anything....
Oh well, my day isn't ruined!  With every set back there is an even greater reward!  RIGHT?!  RIGHT!

-MAX

WHAT UP?!

This is like behind the scenes look at everything... What have I been up to in this new year?  Where to start, where to start.. How about it's looking like I need to get ankle surgery because it's gotten worse than ever!  Usually I can just walk it out and I'm good, but now I can barley walk!  Talk about a bummer for the 09-10 riding season!  What else.. Hawaii is 3 months away I think?  Ted Nugent concert is 19 days away!  School starts in less than a month!  I got a sick job!  What else can I say?  Life is good!  I got a sick ass case for my iPhone yesterday, and it is like a tank!  I wonder what the new iPhone will look like in June?  I have made a list of features I would like to see..

• Camera on the front! (video chat duh!)
• Better battery life! (Mine last all day tho)
• Allow you to download apps that are more than 10MB on your network!

That's about it.. Popular to contrary belief the iPhone has to be the best phone out there!

Ok this is a spur of the moment topic that just popped up.. You know what I hate??  When people leave comments on my other blog and ask a question.. Why wouldn't that be cool?  Meaning they are reading and thinking and wondering?  Well yes, but the problem is they leave the comment anonymous so you can't answer them back or reply to them!  BOOM ROASTED!

Have you heard of the new Apple Tablets?

Sick huh?  Too bad they are most likely going to be $1,000.. Yeah I think I will stick to my laptop!  But hey that won't stop me from going to an Apple store and at least checking them out!  And if they are extremely sick, there is always christmas and selling a kidney!  Rumor has it that they will need a wi-fi subscription though.. So that is kind of a bummer!

Check out my other site, there are tons of sick videos!  ON OR OFF BLOG

And you know what?  You are better than the rest because you know about this top secret site that no one else does!  You stay classy!

-MAX