OVERREACTION

First of all.. What do you think about the new top page?  Yeah that's my truck!  Sick huh?  I love it, but it needs bigger tires haha and a LOUDER exhaust!!

I think I'm like everyone else and I over react on stupid things.  Like getting an 82 out of 100 on my poli sci project.  Should I have really yelled WHAT THE FUCK after I walked out the door?  No probably not, but that's how I totally felt!  I got a lot of weird looks from that one haha.  Like why is that quite Apple guy yelling?  But really not getting a 100% was pretty stupid!  I mean come on, I totally worked super hard on it!  I even bought a brand new HP printer.  Gosh.  I worked really hard on that bad boy! (That's what she said!)

Have you ever worked super hard on something and then not got what you thought you should deserve?  I don't know about you, but I think the teacher is biased towards me!  Like look at this kid, taking notes in my class with his brand new iPad, comes to class and dates the hottest girl ever, and is always happy.  Yeah I could understand the angst towards me, but why don't my other teachers have it?  I really don't know if you want the truth!  Today was going super great too!  I was going to give my girlfriend a calculator for her math test and saw this one girl who's car broke down.  To make a long story short I ended up pulling her car to her house with my truck and her mom paid me for it.  Totally sick!  I honestly didn't do it for the money, I just have personally been in that same place where your car breaks down and everyone just laughs at you.  Then I did that, mowed my neighbors lawn and that's where it went south.  She didn't like the fact that I went to Hawaii and missed out on a week of mowing.  Even though I totally told her about it!  Then I got some Carls Jr and it wasn't very great....  Then the check engine soon light came on again in my truck, but I totally knew it was the EGR valve because for some reason the top part just doesn't want to stay on!  Easy fix non the less..  

I don't know, usually people have on or off days but it seems like I have it all in the same day!  Dang karma you are a bitch!  I hope tomorrow goes well...  I can't deal with more depression haha.  I'm not depressed just bummed?  I felt so great earlier today!  Oh yeah who knew you can't carry your dog into the village market like a baby?  I have seen people just let their dogs just run wild in there before and I guarantee they haven't said anything to them.  That bitch must have been having a bad day!  Fact of the matter is, lets boycott the village market!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can't speak for SCOOT805 without consulting my business partner, but ON OR OFF BLOG and this blog do not support going there!  They are super dog UNfriendly!  Do you love your dog like me?  THEN DON'T GO THERE!  I just think it's stupid to finally say something after I'm leaving and have bought something.  Talk about shit customer service!  

Ok I'm out of things to talk about!  Have you seen the new Flip cameras?  TOTALLY SICK!  I want one! But I need bigger tires for my truck.  I hope camping works out this weekend!

Stay positive : )

-MAX

Diaster date!!

Have you ever seen this show haha. It's a crack up! How about diaster relationship? Yeah.. We've all had those haha.

It was such a nice day today I wish/shoulda been at the beach! This blog is gonna be pretty random lol. I miss my girlfriend. As lame as that sounds we haven't hung out in 2 days. When she moves it's gonna be a lot longer, talk about no fun! I'm so excited to get my life rolling. Where should I move? Some where fun haha right next to the ocean. I was totally thinking morro bay! How sick would that be?? Maybe down south a little bit haha. I don't know, but it has to be close to the ocean with a good place to surf, offroad, and have a good time!

I totally need to run later this night too. As if losing 28 pounds wasn't enough! Dayum.

"I want to be a billionaire so F$&@%#£ bad"

-MAX

Rainy rain rain

This is probably my favorite blog to blog on. I feel like I can say whatever I want and millions of people I don't know read it and laugh a lot. I post on 3 different blogs these days. I haven't even posted on my main blog in awhile! I haven't made a vlog for it so that's why there hasn't been any new posts haha. Oh well I don't even look at the stats anymore. If people wanna read it then they'll read it! Well in this case watch it haha. Vlogs are fun to make a do so that's mainly what I do nowadays. Chelsea lately is on. Gotta split!

Peace!
MAX

Gross!

Woo today is a double blog post. Why? Because I have something interesting to say haha duh and it's my blog, I can say whatever I want! So before I left for Hawaii my awesome girlfriend waxed my chest for me. Which hurt like a bitch! Anyways, it said it would last for 8 weeks before the hair started growing back, which they were totally wrong when they wrote that statement! It started growing back the next day!!!!! How lame! So tonight I decided to nair it just to keep it clean, and blood started running down my chest! Weird? I think so! Does my body hate it or what haha. I just felt like I had to share that because of how random it was. I hope it stops. I gotta get those waxing strips that you just rub together so there isn't any hot wax involved. I'll get those sometime soon. Hopefully I get more hours at work.

I gotta pee.
-MAX

Still bummer.

Okay what's the deal? I think I'm too into doing things myself to rely on other peope to do things for me. Talk about lame. Were trying to get these stickers made up for our scooter club and it's being a pain. The stickers were supposed to be done today but the logo I sent them was way to small. Ok no worries. Then they emailed me later today asking me to come in and check out what they can do. No big deal either. Problem is, the font is way to small and their machine would screw it up. So I ended up going with the most cost effective design. But really I could have done it myself and done it on my computer with my printer. Next go round, were doing it all in house. No need to worry about other people and their input. Okay short blog for today.

Keep it real.
-MAX

Clean sheets!

What if in life it was just as easy to wash away all the negative things just as easy as it was to wash your sheets? Yeah yeah, that's called a shower! But that only washes away all the stuff on top! What about the insides?

Okay. I'm fine:) I'm at an all time high! I did wash my sheets today, and let me tell you, they were pretty nasty haha. They didn't smell but were still kinda gross! It's super hot today too like 100000 degrees!

Whatelse. Our scooter gang club ridding group thingy is really coming along haha. We're getting stickers made up today, and got a website put up so now we just need shirts and more members! I cleaned the scooter today with that green earth cleaner and it worked so well! I was super happy with the outcome of it. I would recommend it when you clean anything! Being your scooter, car, house, whatever! It works magic, and it's good for the world:)

Scooter website!
http://www.scoot805.blogspot.com



Check it out and tell me what you think!!

-MAX

Shmeelgletron

Oh hey hello what's up?
Didn't see you at today's tea party. Or did I? Who knows. Shit I don't know who reads this blog
Haha. I know that scared people search 2012 proof and my blog comes up! I read in one of my text books that most bloggers are extremely liberal. What do you think? Why did I start a blog? Am I some secret liberal?! No. Here's why I started a blog. I was looking for Jake browns clothing line LACED and came across this site called www.shockmansion.com and thought it was sick! That was the first blog I have ever came acrossed and knew I wanted to start my own! I found videos online that I thought were funny, and posted them. Then I decided to put my takes on current events and this and that, and got less and less hits on my site, so I went back to the videos.

But hey saying your opinion on different things is fun!

So that's where this site comes in. I don't care who reads this, or how many unique visitors it gets. It's for me to write whatever I want, and not care. I mean no one is telling you to read this.

Anyways, I'm tired, thirsty, and sleepy.

Don't steal my joke

First name Dixie. Last name normus.

Peace!
-MAX

Broken ipad!

Hello.
I love my ipad more than anything. It's the best thing I have every bought. (you can't buy kids can you? Or can you? I have no idea) anyways! Why is the ipad something I always reach for when I'm angry and I just want to break the shit out of it?! I don't think I have anger issues, but when I'm mad I just want to break all the expensive things I love! Weird huh?

Like today, got into a huge argument with my parents (well my mom) and it was pretty bad. So i said say goodbye to the ipad because I'm gonna break it!

Thankfully, I didn't break it because I would be totally bummed but why do I go through the motion of breaking it? Like an out of body experience. I see myself breaking it, and then I stop myself from doing it. I don't even know what I'm saying haha.

Tea party. I really need extra credit in my political science class. So I'm going to a tea party tomorrow. Sick huh? Yeah, it's in Santa Maria. Park at bestbuy walmart and walk towards all those automotive dealers. Buy a car while your there! Anyways. It's some kind of rally, and I need extra credit, and want to make a video of my experience there incase i don't see my teacher. I don't know what TEA stands for because really I don't care but it's along the lines of were tired of being taxed so bring your plungers!

Go, check it out, look for me and @mysterycat4 vlogging.

Push hard, live life, keep on fighting!

-MAX

New video uploading!!!!!

Yes in fact as I write this a new video is being uploaded, cool huh? Almost as funny as the email I woke up to this morning. One of those your site has a new comment! emails I get when someone leaves a comment on a blog post. They pretty much told me how stupid I am for believe the world won't end on 2012 because the tuna doesn't expire till a year after. They obviously didn't see the joke, or the other comments saying it was a joke, and like everyone else they felt like that had to belittle me and spread their knowledge. What I think is funny is they post comments as anonymous. Personally I think that's pretty chicken shit of them to do. If your gonna troll on my blog post at least be brave enough to say who you are! Don't you think so?

Anyways, today's video is really vlog footage from today and yesterday. Takin good ol sparky for a walk and then going to get some pizza. Then all from today. If you watch my videos closely, I try and do that cut action like a lot of famous YouTubers do and yeah it's sick and all, but near the end of my videos I'm tired of doing it so there is a lot less haha. Maybe that's why most of them don't put out a video everyday. Except for CTFxC, they never fail to make a new video everyday haha. I'm a new subscriber to them and love what they do, but is that their job? Just making videos, or do they have jobs and just not show that part of it? If making videos on YouTube is their job, and they can support themselves by doing it, hey more power to them!!!!!!!!!! That makes me want to watch their videos even more!

Well shoot, I hope this blog post keeps you entertained for a little bit, and feel free to troll all over this because really it just makes me laugh out loud. I'm bringing the iPad to speech class tonight, I'm sure it will be a major hit!

Like Ray always says, keep on trollin!

-MAX

-- Post From My iPad

How sick is this?!

Whuuud up???? alright so your time it's 12:15AM and were flying home from Hawaii, our plane got overbooked and delta feels horrible. What does that mean to me? Finally being able to watch that movie avatar? Not paying too closely of attention to it but enough where I can still follow along. Looks pretty sick so far but I'm not sure what all the hype is. Do you?

What can I say about Hawaii? Let's start off with saying it was sick as F#$@!!!! I wish @Elizabeth could have been there, I'm sure she would have loved it.

I wish my iPhones gps worked up here because I would love to know how fast we are going!!!! My guess is at least 1000MPH. Not really though haha. Anyways I should probably watch this awesome free movie and stop ipaddin, but who could put this down? I got an exhaust system to install and a sweet girl named Elizabeth to kiss when get home.

Peace!!!
-MAX
-- Post From My iPad

Packing

iTunes can you please lower the price of HD movies kthxbi. Yeah $20 chill dollars to get a movie and 4 gigs of my beautiful ipads space taken up. Thanks but no thanks! I feel gross today and I can't wait to go to class with my iPad and getting those OMG stares from people haha. I need to download one of those writing apps though which is another $10. Cut us a break apple haha. When does the new iPhone software come out.....?

Late!
-MAX


-- Post From My iPad

Sweaty sweat sweat

Dang it's hot in here. Yeah gross huh?
Hey what's up it's max and I'm on the iPhone! It's like 9999999 degrees where I am and I hate it because it makes me super sweaty, which in a way is awesome because then it helps me loose more weight then I already have haha. Too bad it makes me break out, no not like that great foo fighters song! How was your day? Mine was good. I got tons of good vloggety vlog footage that is uploading right now! Right F#%£€@& now! Today's video makes me laugh. I'm getting a lot better and the whole stop edit meekakitty style of vlogging but hey it's hard!!

Tomorrow is gonna be a pain in the ass. It really is. I hate traveling. Finally going to see my cousin in Norway! Haven't seen that little dude in almost 5 years, crazy huh how time flies by right before your eyes?! What have you been up to? I always say hey leave a comment below or something like that but no one ever does! No worries, I know someone somewhere out there is reading this because hey the site says it gets views!

I just thought I would take a break from texting my girl friend 100 texts before she wakes up and write a blog post. The things I do huh? Haha no it's no big deal really because as EVERYONE knows, i love my iPhone and love getting every chance to use it haha.

Is there a limit on how many sleeping pills you can take at once? Norway is pretty far away lol and I'd love to be passed out for the whole ride there! Okay maybe just half of the flight so then the other half I can ipad! Duh ipad FTW!!

Speaking of FTW, along ass time ago I tried to start a clothing line called FTW tennis. I don't know if you can tell but it didn't take off haha. Here's were it went wrong. F$&@# tennis! It's all about racquet ball! Racquet ball is the shit!! I haven't played in a long time but it's still fun and way more physical than tennis I think.

Have I written enough for you to get your fill? Maybe I'll write something on the plane? Yeah that would be crazy lol. A super ass long post too!!

I'd say something in norwegian but I don't have all the right character keys. Sorry.

Peace!!!
-MAX

101

Did you know that the last post was the 100th post?! INSANE!  Writing this blog isn't very fun when you type on a regular keyboard.  Weird huh?  I think I'm going to change it to Max's thoughts on his iphone haha.

I don't even know what to say!  Have you seen the latest video?  Here it is!

Cool huh? Yeah you probably don't really think so haha. Tell me what you think!


-MAX

iPhone OS 4.0

So as most people know, today apple released the new iPhone software. Well not released it, but announced it to the public! Let me start off real quick, it looks completely awesome! That apple never fails to let us down! I don't want to turn this blog into a review and my thoughts and feelings about it, but it looks pretty stunning! I'll be honest though, I thought they were going to surprise us all and announce the new iPhone while they had everyone there. Why not ya know?! But they didn't which is all good, let my wallet fill up with cash again before the new iPhone comes out. I do need new tires (not really) for my truck though. Anyways, you know how I like to post a blog like late at night but I had to post one right after that apple event! Have a good day, keep on pushin hard!

Peace!
-MAX

-- Post From My iPad

Bloggey blog blog blog

Hey, hello, what's up?
What a weird day has been temperature wise! We went from nice and comfortable to super sweaty then to super freezing in the rain! Weird huh? I enjoy it, because I live like the most awesome man in the world! Well because I am:)

Anyways, we had to hit up the univeristy of Hawaii today for a jacket or something like that... Sick huh? Too bad I didn't really plan on getting much of anything, until I saw iLife 09 and I'm like whoa whoa wewow and had to get it because the iLife on my laptop is outdated (like your mom). So now were super lost, lost as hell if you ask me and I can't wait to get back to the pad and install it, then edit the footage/photos from today!

Have you seen all the daily vlogs? There is like 4 of them and a video of just photos. Talk about neet! I like the videos, plus with the new iLife I'll be able to edit the videos like I can at home!

It's dang safe to say that I miss everyone back at home. I know I have been only been gone 5 days but i feel like I'm missing out on a lot, and that I miss everyone (said it again) thank god for making steve jobs, and thank steve jobs for making the iPhone because what would I do without it? I know your thinking, max come on dude technology is taking over your life! But really the iPhone is probably the one thing I couldn't live without, how could I update my Twitter and facebook?!?!? Really though, it's so handy when your lost as hell and need directions, or you want to see what the weather is doing, check the surf report, update your Twitter/facebook, and do everything else the iPhone can do! Just like the ipad!!

So yeah, check out my main bloggetty blog
www.onoroffblog.com
Watch the daily vlog videos, comment, subscribe, tell everyone!

Catch ya on the flip, playa!
-MAX

Sunburns and tan lines..

Ah deciding what would be better to post this with, the iPhone or ipad? Well I'm on the iPhone right now so I'll just continue with it!

I got too much sun today, let's just start this off with that! Talk about a bummer huh? And these beds are like extremely rock hard!!!! I'm taking sleeping pills just to fall asleep.

Ah holy crap. I have so much to blog about so it's gonna be kinda random. Deal. With. It.

Speaking if sleeping pills mine are slowly kicking in and my vision and everything is getting all whooopppppeeedooooooo.

Have you been keeping up with the daily videos I keep posting on my main site???

Oh golly ms. Molly! She responded to my comment on t
YouTube, how awesome is that??!!!
Ok I'm exhausted and am gonna stArt posting random stuff. Peace!
-MAX

Is YouTube having problems?

I tried to upload a video this morning to just recap everything that happened yesterday and it uploaded fine and all but YouTube wouldn't process it! What the heck! Has anyone else been having this problem?

Well to start this day off, I woke up with a gnarly gnalry gnarly headace! Hungover? Naw I don't think so, probably super dehydrated! How have you been? Did you get the new ipad?!?!?! I got to hold one yesterday, it was kind of a big deal for me :)



Kind of like when peoples friends hold your baby for the first time, like they want to hold it but their scared their going to drop it ya know what I'm saying? Anyways! I have pretty much made up my mind that I NEED one :) and hope they have them at the store tomorrow! I want to ustream later tonight too, I think that would be pretty cool!

Until then!
PEACE
-MAX

What a day!

Take a look at this photo..



Honestly, how sick is that?! Extremely!!!!! Then look what happened an hour later..



No my parents didn't buy me one, but some guy did let me hold his haha. To get one or not to get one?! Shit! Their what, $400? I have insurance to pay, and dates are fun/expensive and gas so maybe I'll wait on the whole buying of the ipad! I would love to have one though :) maybe if your willing to get me one???? Thank you very much! :)

Sleep easy mates! If tomorrow doesn't work out in my favor, it will be very long and not too fun!

Cheers!
-MAX

WMG

Ok who is the WMG? I made this super sick video from yesterday and had some nice tunes to go with it and then they blocked all my audio! What the heck guys?! You could barley even hear the music too haha. I don't know, it makes me mad when they block the audio! It's like well of course I'm gonna use songs from my iTunes when I make the video in iMovie! What's your take on it? Stupid or am I stupid? Yeah I know they're stupid! I'm tired, and have only drank one locarb monster, and gotta take a monster monster crap haha. Have a good day y'all!
-MAX



P.S I'm in a great relationship as of yesterday! No emotional bullshit, just greatness! : )

BEST FRIENDS!

What even is a best friend? Wiki says...

Best Friend

Best Friend may refer to:

Best Friend, someone (singular) with whom one shares the strongest possible kind of friendship(s).
Best Friend of Charleston, an early railroad locomotive.

Interesting! Do you have a best friend? Are you positive they are? Well that's good, I don't have one! Haha oh well I'm not really complaining I just saw that photo and thought it would be cool to bring it up! Dang I'm tired! Got a huge day tomorrow at Morro! Shooting and vlogging and walking around! Sounds like a pretty interesting video if you ask me!

Oh yeah the waxing of the chest, looks like I have a huge rash now! (thanks @Elizabeth) (she's not on Twitter)

Anyways! Have a good weekend, do something awesome, make a video of it and post the link of it in the comment box below and then we'll repost it here!

-MAX

Windshield wipers!?

You know what this blog post is going to remind me to do? Get new wipers! I was coming home from Santa Maria tonight and those things just weren't up to par! I think my truck got rainx'd though, which is pretty cool but it might be kinda old!

Anyways!

Today at work I got an email from someone saying they left a comment on a site I own that I haven't updated in forever! Let's talk about that site real quick. Ever heard of that site, stuff white people like? It has some real funny stuff on it if you ask me! Well I decided to make my own, stuff white people hate! You know, nothing serious, just a big joke. But then after I bought the domain name I realized hey! this might sound kinda racist... So I changed the name to just "stuff people hate." There is about only 5 posts I think... Well anyways here is my question! How did someone find it? I mean I don't share this site URL with anyone... Talk about weird huh? Maybe more people read this site on a daily basis! On my main site, blog, whatever you call it, there is a new vlog from yesterday so head on over there and take a look! Www.onoroffblog.com

It's pretty awesome, like a villa in Las Vegas!

Question: Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?
Leave your answer in a comment below!

-MAX