Bad investments!

Okay in hindsight I'm glad the total investment spent was only like $23.00 tops. Not to bad. Now I know where the phrase DTA comes in to play. Don't Trust Anyone. I'm pretty sure that goes without said. Not the best idea to get into business ideas with flakes, plus the weird thing is there was talks of person b wanting to be a business major or something like that. Safe to say if you can't meet that person face to face, their not the best person to do business with.

The number of days left are getting lower :(

-MAX

hello!

I want to make this a quick one. (that's what she said)

Anyways. I feel bad for people that are falsely acused for anything! #jusssayin! So really. Don't be an asshole, bitch, jerk, anything negative. Be positive!

-MAX

Help!

Ok I need your help viewers! How do you tell someone you love that you really don't want to hang out with them because they have strep throat? It's not that their boring or anything I just don't want to get strep! Is that too much to ask haha. I don't want to sound selfish, that doesn't sound selfish does it? Haha no! But really. I need your help! Leave a comment below suggesting something!! Do you say it in a joking way, or a nice way?

Maybe I'll say it in a joking way. Maybe I'll just ask it on soul pancake! But really, leave it in a comment below :)

-MAX

Yeah right!

"It's probably going to take a year to two years for them to get to the same functionality as the iPad," Hilwa stated.

I'm sorry, no android based anything will ever be as good as any apple product! Apple is king!!!! Have you ever played with a droid? The keys suck, and they are just knock off iPhones really. People who have them love to say how great they are but really they are just lying to themselves. The phones suck. I do know one person who hates his droid! I get texts all the time saying how he wished he had an iPhone.

Their the best!

Wake up and smell the apples! Apple is here to stay forever and isn't going ANYWHERE! I feel like I'm Dwight from that episode "Dwights speech" "Count your blessings from the motherland!!!!!!" What am I saying haha.

So yeah check out my main site. It got a brand F$&@%#¥ new makeover and it looks pretty forward! You can look at recent photos of events I have taken, and read my new blog. Blog 2.0 as we like to call it! I'm pretty stoked on it :) so yeah happy Tuesday, Wednesday somewhere!

If this blog post is all over the place well I've just drank a monster! Hey no one reads it anyways lol.

Peace!
-MAX

Mothers day!

Did you have a great mothers day? I sure did!! I made a video of the whole awesomeness too! It's uploading as we speak. I put underglow on my tv too haha. It's pretty awesome if you ask me. Ok this is a short one because I'm super tired.

Word to your mother!
-MAX

The future

Shit.

I finally found someone I care so
much about but at this part in my life is when people go so many different ways (not sexuall) that it seems like a long distance relationship is pretty saddening.

Shit again.

I have so much to say haha but it's hard to say it! Ok. So my girlfriend is transfering down south next semester and I'm not. Why? Because I'm staying here to go to the EMT academy and the fire academy, which is gonna take like a year to complete! Which really isn't that bad of thing, I'll just miss her a whole lot. Then! Instead of moving down there, I was told I should do the hot shots or get on some seasonal hand crew over the summer so that will help me get into a fire station even easier.

I don't know. It just feels like we're going so many different ways that it seems hard. I want to stay in a relationship with her no doubt! But I have never been in a long distance relationship like this before. Skype can only be so personal and romantic ya know? I don't know. I wish I could see how this all plays out but as of now I'm pretty sad about all of it.

Until the next time!!
-MAX

Hurt shoulder!

Yeah that's right my shoulder hurts so freekin bad! I don't know what I did to it haha. But I can barley move it! Let's talk about. Let's talk about. Let's talk about my tint! No. Let's just talk about my truck! Yeah I got my own! What's sick about that? Let's see, that no one knows what I drive! No one except my celebrity friends that is haha. Which is also why my windows are murdered out. I don't want people to know who I am! Honestly if you don't know what I drive and what I'm up to, then your probably pretty lame, and you don't know what Twitter is haha. But really, I'm moving forward! Leaving this place. I love MY town but it's time to breakout.

Does it seem like some people never change? Like their still stuck in the same routine haha. Same problems, same thing for lunch, same attitude, same everything! I see this everyday haha. It's crazy. I feel bad for them, but then again I don't. Who cares if your a troll and you get suprise butt secks all the time. Your never gonna go anywhere in life so you might as well just move over haha.

Random but I just remembered I didn't put a new monster in the fridge! #damnit

Keep progressing!
-MAX

Tint tint tint tint

Wow what a day! I don't even know where to start haha. Today's scooter ride was pretty awesome! Let me tell you, they are always awesome! I made a new vlog today too.. It's uploading right now!!! It's pretty good haha, it has a lot of that cut splice vlog stuff which is the latest trend now I guess.

Have you ever ran into an ex and it was super awkward?! I did. Tonight. It was pretty awkward haha. Like at first I didn't realize who she was at first and then I'm like oh hey it's (name goes here) and she gave me that "OMG I hate you, go to hell" look. And it's like what the heck, we only dated for like 2 weeks, it's not like we were married!! I don't know why I'm so good looking or what haha. For lack of the better words, when you see my face it gives you hell haha.

I didn't talk about it in my vlog. But go watch it. I'm exhausted. I can't text.

OH!!!! You know what I love about Elizabeth?! The fact I can hang out with my friends whenever, and the fact that if she wants to hangout too it's not even a big deal because she gets along with everyone!!

Stay gold!
-Max

GIRLS ONLY WANT GUYS WITH SWEET SKILLS!

So here's whats up.  My window tinting skills are coming up!  It's getting pretty good haha.  I never knew how fancy I could get with it!  In all honesty, I can't see out of my windows haha.  Scary much?  No not really, just gotta be more careful.  I am pretty thankful though, over all these years learning new trades and skills!  On another note, it's hotter than a bitch in my room!  Like really, who turned the heater on??!

Back to what I was saying...

Learning skills is so handy!  Why pay someone to tint your windows when you can do it yourself!  Am I a pro?  No not at all, but pretty dang close I think.  I don't want to sound super cocky but I do a good enough job that I please myself!  I'm really happy with how my truck and @KnarleySkimmer's turned out.  Like really happy!  Plus, who cares if their totally illegal and you can't see inside of them haha.  I don't!  But really, I gotta roll with the windows rolled down now so I don't get a ticket.  Now your thinking, what the heck why do it in the first place?!  Well because it looks super awesome!  I don't know, I'm just pretty happy about it haha.  The next car we tint, we gotta make a VLOG about it!  YEAH!  Let's vlog everything!

Ok I'm out of things to talk about!  It's 1:47AM, today I've been dating my awesome/wonderful girlfriend Elizabeth for a month, and I need a frosty bev to celebrate!

Stay golden!

-MAX

PROM

I think prom is tonight? Yeah that's for sure. Not for me, HA if it was I'd never go. That's for sure! Like honestly what a joke it is! This is my take on it.

Let me spend all day getting ready and spend all this money getting myself ready, then to be a total bitch to you the whole night and complain.

Haha am I right? Okay maybe some people had a better time? Not me haha. I should have done what my best bro Sven did and just not go haha. Anyways, it's retarded because I'm stuck cleaning, Refugio is most likely going off today, and I would love to hang out with Elizabeth!

Got Bent Twig playing in the headphones right now. So chill! Deff google them right now haha. No. Google - on or off blog bent twig - just like that! It has a link to my main site, with a free download of their WHOLE CD!!!!! Talk about awesome. Your welcome!

Have a great Saturday! I know I will, if you know what I mean ;)

-MAX